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#117 Claudia and the Terrible Truth Part Three!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Aug 27, 2013 02:16

Top o' the evenin' to ye, Snarkers! It's time for the ending of what might possibly be the worst book in history. Apologies again for the rage, but I've tried to be as funny about it as possible.

( Maybe we should all seek help from a professional librarian after this. )

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Mystery #16: Claudia and the Clue in the Photograph, Pt. 3

blue_icy_rose wrote in bsc_snark Apr 30, 2013 05:21

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Fright Night Part 3

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Apr 20, 2013 00:35

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The Finale of Mystery #29: Stacey and the Fashion Victim

gimere wrote in bsc_snark Jun 02, 2012 18:29

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-10

Finally, the thrilling conclusion! Here we go...

( Chapters 11-15! Yeah! )

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Mystery #4 Kristy and the Missing Child

agnesbriggs wrote in bsc_snark Feb 28, 2012 19:58

OK so here's the deal, I deleted my LJ over a year ago and forgot that I started writing the BSC snark for Kristy and the Missing Child. Well, I ended up finding the book at the back of my closet and had a deep pang of nostalgia, so I cranked it out and decided to come back for a job well-done. (Also, I'm sort of lacking inspiration for a short ( Read more... )

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Mystery #11 Claudia and the Mystery at the Museum

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Dec 21, 2011 00:39

Hi hi! [ducks to avoid tomatoes] I’m a longtime lurker and I finally figured out how to make my stupid old computer allow me to sign in to LJ, so I can finally post a snark!!! And I hope I’m doing it right because this is my very first livejournal post ever…

Anyway! Unlike some people here, I absolutely loved Claudia growing ( Read more... )

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Mystery #16: Claudia and the Clue in the Photograph, Pt. 2

blue_icy_rose wrote in bsc_snark Nov 01, 2011 02:10

I’m back! It took a little longer than a few days but real life, what can you do? Things are slowly getting straightened out and so while the Directv guy does his thing by installing the dish, I’m going to do my thing and snark ( Read more... )

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Mystery #16: Claudia and the Clue in the Photograph

blue_icy_rose wrote in bsc_snark Oct 16, 2011 18:49

Well, it’s not my first time snarking a book-I’ve been trying to snark an SVU book but I got to chapter four and threw the book down at work and declared that I had no idea how those girls hadn’t been murdered yet because, Christ on a pogo stick, they are morons-but it is my first time snarking a BSC book. So I figured I’d do one that hadn’t been ( Read more... )

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#17: Mary Anne's Bad-Luck Mystery

thtsgoodsquishy wrote in bsc_snark Nov 22, 2010 14:52

Tagline: When is Mary Anne's bad luck going to end ( Read more... )

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Being queen is harder than it looks

veggievixen wrote in bsc_snark Dec 28, 2009 21:50

The second half of this book was significantly less ludicrous, but I finish what I start.

Previously Claudia became effortlessly totally popular and brilliant, the BSC acted like assholes, and a kid acted like a kid.

( The thrilling finale )

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